SHIPS FREE! The Holy Crap Fan Pack

A $200 Value - SHIPS FREE WORLDWIDE! Please note this is a pre-order and will ship ETA July.

For when supporting your favorite band becomes your full personality (we love that for you): This is it. The Ultimate. The Deluxe. The “shut up and take my money” tier. The pack you never asked for but we made anyway. This is the only bundle with everything in it. Limited quantities. Because vinyl is expensive, Bethany is making these hats by hand, and we’re doing this all out of our home studio like the absolute legends (fools?) we are.

Here’s what you get in this gem-tastic fan pack:

• Anhedonia Double Vinyl – One black. One white. Double the drama. It’s heavy (emotionally and physically).

• Anhedonia CD – For your car, your boombox, or that one drawer where you keep 2000s nostalgia.

• Anhedonia Sticker Pack – Stick ‘em on your laptop, your water bottle, your cat — we don’t judge.

• SonS Mini Poster – Frame it, hang it, or just stare into its soul.

• EXCLUSIVE: Black Slouchy Gem Beanie with embroidered patch – Comfy, moody, and 100% “I listen to underground bands you’ve never heard of” energy. Not sold anywhere else… for now.

• Full Album Digital Download – Instant. Lossless. Yours forever. It’s like Bandcamp, but cooler.

Want it signed? We got you. Just let us know if you want the vinyl, CD, or poster signed — we’ll grab a marker, argue over who has the best signature (it’s not Bethany), and make it official. Choose wisely. This could be worth, like, dozens of dollars one day.